Dirty Bird

Today, I joined a coworker of mine, Cinnamon*, for lunch at Pei Wei. I had the lo mein with tofu, and it was delicious. We sat outside in the shade and talked about the office and our plans for the upcoming weekend and our produce shares. We finished our meals and relaxed and pondered our fortunes. And then it happend....attack of the curried squab! A new dish on Pei Wei's menu you might ask, but no; Pigeons!Digusting, dirty, foul.

To make matters worse Cinnamon has an intense fear of birds!

But these birds had no fear of us as they joined us at our table and threatened to sit in our leftovers. Even the employees work under constant fear of these winged rats. The loud, fake hawk noises in the background do nothing to deter these determined and disgusting birds. We could no longer bear it and headed back to the office and away from squab hell! Cinnamon seems to be recovering from this very hectic ordeal.

*name changed to protect the privacy and dignity of the individual involved.